Ten Movies You Should Never See
Ten Movies You Should Never See:
1. Manos: Hands Of Fate- Unless it’s the “Mystery Science Theater” version, never watch this movie.
2. The Hottie And The Nottie- Paris Hilton play’s the “Hottie”. ‘Nuff said.
3. Epic Movie- A particularly bad member of the recent parody movie class.
4. Baby Geniuses- Babies who can talk spend their night’s as spies. Yep, that movie was made.
5. Battlefield Earth- A John Travolta vanity project that was all vanity and no project.
6. Meet The Spartans- Because we desperately needed a parody of 300.
7. From Justin to Kelly- Apparently it was written into Kelly Clarkson’s contract that if she won American Idol she had to do this film. Forget the fact she had never acted before nor really even wanted to.
8. The Pod People- The Pod People on Mystery Science Theater: Awesome. The Pod People on regular cable television: one of the worst ways you could spend an afternoon.
9. Chairman of the Board- There was a time when someone wanted to make Carrot Top the next big movie star. It lasted one movie. Chairman of the Board was that movie.
10. Cool as Ice- There was a time when someone wanted to make Vanilla Ice the next movie star. Apparently him and Carrot Top do have something in common.